Michael Jackson Rapes Japan From The Grave
Welcome to "Joe Jackson's Grieving Asians And Their Money Are Soon Parted" Tour
“These Japanese are the easiest people to fool!” was what MJ was often overheard laughing to himself about. It's the richest country on the world with a public willing to pay ridiculous prices for what the rest of the world pays less than half for. The Japanese think they see things the way they are but there are striking areas of blindness. You must not fool yourself and you are the easiest person to fool.
Michael was also often overheard talking about the local fans he "loved" so much “ People see me as their salvation, like their god. The Japanese fans feel that if their life is uninteresting, it's not because of themselves, but because of the lack of my new material”
“I say we nickel and dime these rich fucks for all we can. I'm actually surprised Micheal's estate, mainly me, took so long to put this touring show of garbage together. We gotta get the money while he's still hot” was what Joe Jackson drunkenly spewed when asked his thoughts on bringing the show to Tokyo Tower.
The Michael Jackson Collection is an assortment of crap that is being used to generate millions for the estate and father, American Treasure, Joe Jackson.
They said no photos and I said "Fuck Them!" I had an eyeglass mounted spycam to get around that rule.
They said no photos and I said "Fuck Them!" I had an eyeglass mounted spycam to get around that rule.
I risked a Joe Jackson style beatdown to get these pics
Is that it? Yes, THIS IS IT! And it sucked!
An anonymous, gay staff member told me, “ Off the record, this is basically a bunch of garbage that we got out of the Neverland storage container that Joe thought could make some bucks. The Rolls Royce is kind of expensive to ship but everything else is pretty easy. The big spider from This Is It! is also a pain in the ass to transport but it comes apart and don't weigh that much. The rest of this garbage goes into suitcases like regular clothes.... That's all it is. It's like 14 costumes, a life size wax dummy, a Styrofoam statue that breaks apart into like 25 pieces... It could all easily fit into a room 1/10th the size but we space it out to give the illusion it's some big thing.”
Joe Jackson and AEG are having a big laugh!!
An anonymous, gay staff member told me, “ Off the record, this is basically a bunch of garbage that we got out of the Neverland storage container that Joe thought could make some bucks. The Rolls Royce is kind of expensive to ship but everything else is pretty easy. The big spider from This Is It! is also a pain in the ass to transport but it comes apart and don't weigh that much. The rest of this garbage goes into suitcases like regular clothes.... That's all it is. It's like 14 costumes, a life size wax dummy, a Styrofoam statue that breaks apart into like 25 pieces... It could all easily fit into a room 1/10th the size but we space it out to give the illusion it's some big thing.”
Joe Jackson and AEG are having a big laugh!!
They also bought in about 15 African American and 5 hip whites with rhythm to act as guards/ dancers/ MC's within the show. They basically just enforce the no pictures policy. The no picture rule is a ruse to give it the feeling of exclusivity. There is no reason for it, other than to force fans to buy the souvenir book for $30 more as they exit. The guards are forced to act happy and smile to no end!
The mostly black staff lend credibility the the show
They bop around and high five customers who've never interacted with an actual person of color before. If you go on the weekend there's an dance event where a couple of MJ's backup dancers from the HIStory tour lead a 2 hour dance lesson to some of his hits. They get the most money, about $250 a day for the 2 hours of dancing and 2 hours of schmoozing with the fans. Coming to this show is like getting date with the person of your dreams and they bring their retarded brother along, and then they leave you with that brother and you entertain him thinking it may bring you closer to the target...
The mostly black staff lend credibility the the show
They bop around and high five customers who've never interacted with an actual person of color before. If you go on the weekend there's an dance event where a couple of MJ's backup dancers from the HIStory tour lead a 2 hour dance lesson to some of his hits. They get the most money, about $250 a day for the 2 hours of dancing and 2 hours of schmoozing with the fans. Coming to this show is like getting date with the person of your dreams and they bring their retarded brother along, and then they leave you with that brother and you entertain him thinking it may bring you closer to the target...
Part time worker, Kazumi said “Joe Jackson came in for a few days to promote it and we were working on getting Jermaine and Tito over here but they had visa trouble. Janet flat out refused to have anything to do with this. Blanket would be great for promotion but he's too young to travel and TMZ would be all over it if Joe got him over here”
Kazumi gets $10 an hour to coordinate the Japanese staff and translate for the dance instructors.
“I really loved MJ and I love to dance so I was really happy about getting this job. But now I really feel guilty about it though, we are really ripping off the fans and I don't know if MJ would approve of this”
Kazumi gets $10 an hour to coordinate the Japanese staff and translate for the dance instructors.
“I really loved MJ and I love to dance so I was really happy about getting this job. But now I really feel guilty about it though, we are really ripping off the fans and I don't know if MJ would approve of this”
For the next 18 months the show will make stops around the world to exploit as many fans as possible.
“The show will tour around the world but we have to reduce the prices a lot everywhere else. Korea will be about 25% less for everything, Eastern Europe about 50% and South America will be like 80% off. We ain't even going to Africa- they can't afford shit!”
“The show will tour around the world but we have to reduce the prices a lot everywhere else. Korea will be about 25% less for everything, Eastern Europe about 50% and South America will be like 80% off. We ain't even going to Africa- they can't afford shit!”
An anonymous assistant manager of the official MJ Shop in Tokyo Tower told me he was shocked at how great sales were.
"I'm actually morally opposed to all this, it just feels so wrong"
“ I am ashamed of my people, the Japanese, for being so freakin' naive, this crap is all made in China and cost pennies to produce. I get a salary regardless but the people behind this are criminal! I've been in the retail business for 28 years and I've never seen such crass exploitation”
“ I am ashamed of my people, the Japanese, for being so freakin' naive, this crap is all made in China and cost pennies to produce. I get a salary regardless but the people behind this are criminal! I've been in the retail business for 28 years and I've never seen such crass exploitation”
With the great Chinese craftsmanship, the handle on this $35 coffee mug broke almost as soon as I touched it!
Tokyo Tower's Gift Shop can't keep this crap in stock, daily shipments of MJ goods arrive and sell out the same day. “ It's unberievable, I can't understand where the fans put all this shit”
Tokyo Tower's Gift Shop can't keep this crap in stock, daily shipments of MJ goods arrive and sell out the same day. “ It's unberievable, I can't understand where the fans put all this shit”
Garbage it is
A perfectly satisfied person cannot be suckered into buying these trinkets. Tension and disharmony must be instilled in the public's mind. Make them miss MJ, give them feelings of discontent... That's why they churn out his music all day. There life lacks purpose since he died, their ideals have strayed from their youth. Their lives have become boring without MJ, these feelings of inadequacy cause them to spend money on our merchandise- pain and anxiety are the proper precursors to spending their money.
