The Horrors Of Fecal Beach
Masanori Kubota takes a break after vomiting in the sand for the past 25 minutes. He got a mouthful of the water.... " I think it might be from that fucking Chinese food I had last night"
The E. Coli reports are skyrocketing at Kanagawa's beaches this year. Hepatitis and Salmonilla are also up 300% this summer. The cause is most likely the human and animal feces that is being found in the sand and water. The bacteria count is off the charts this year and the water quality is bad enough to have the beach shut down for the rest of 2009 according to US and most EU standards. The sun drenched beaches of Kanagawa lure visitors from all over Japan- few of them realize that a torrent of human waste is dumped silently every day into the waters about 15 meters offshore. Beefy, unemployed 48 year old Masanori Kubota says, " I been coming here for years and don't believe it's dangerous, besides I gotta be out in the sun. If I ain't here I'll be losing money at the Pachinko. My place is fucking hot and my 20 year old surfer girlfriend always says. ' tan fat looks better than white fat ' ".
" It's worse than a heavily used cat litter box that's been neglected for weeks"
Human fecal pollution is found at all beaches in the Shonan area, creating an unseen though serious public health risk for anyone in the water, said Dr. Kyohei Koriyama, associate scientist at the JAPANWATER Institute and the study's lead researcher. “The Yakuza operate all the shops along the coast so they don't want this info getting out, I ain't saying nothing but I wouldn't even let that annoying group of Chinamen who share that small apartment above me come to this disgusting beach.” 
Defiant 24 year old construction worker, Toru Watanabe fills his mouth and gargles with the sand and says he never gets sick.
Most likely sources include the homeless using the beach as a toilet, stray dogs, broken sanitary sewers that leak into storm-water pipes, or sanitary pipes misconnected to storm sewers, according to Koiryama, also a community environmental liaison with the Yokohama Metropolitan Sewerage District. The district financed the $670,000 study. He later told me " off the record, I also hear reports that the workers dump the porta-pottys on the beach every night to save a little money".
I counted 38 dying fish in 3 hours, they were filled with rectus rachus worms that are present in open sewers and in the slums of the world
“Anyone who goes to this beach is fucking nuts, they might as well be playing in a sewer, but a sewer is cleaner cause at least the water is running, the beach it's just sitting there” “Getting that sandy shit in your mouth could be deadly, and it is pretty much shit.” Yet thousands of beach goers bury each other, make castles and sculptures with it. “ I think playing with it is OK as long as you are wearing a Hazmat suit and a respirator, I certainly wouldn't want that shit in my mouth or any other orifice” Swimming up to your knees he said was OK as long as you don't get any in your nose, eyes or mouth and shower thoroughly after getting out. " The water smells so bad I dunno how the kids can stand it, it's basically a fecal soup. If you stand in the shit you can't even see a few centimeters under the dirty brown , tepid water". Dr. Koriyma even has heard of people having sex in the water. " Sex on this beach or in that water are stupid ideas, not only is it morally wrong, but it's potentially deadly to introduce those bacteria into the body".
Besides the filth on this beach there's the corruption. The local Yakuza "manage" all the shops on the beach. Manage means they collect 50% of the gross in exchange for supplying them with protection and getting to use their suppliers. Their suppliers are well known as using expired goods and may even get seafood and meat from China.
Some sexy ladies order the food that will probablly make them sick in a few hours
Local goons openly go from shop to shop collecting their protection money
Apart from the filth organized crime, there are plenty of other little quirks about the beach that annoy Dr. Koriyama,
Innocent young people arrive for a day of fun that will be followed by a night of vomiting and diarrhea.
The beefy middle aged white woman on the right has wrapped a humungous towel around her and is performing acrobatic contortions to change from her underwear to swimsuit to ensure nobody might catch a glimpse of her white bits
Mackin'
The freakishly well endowed African gentleman standing up in the middle of the beach has just whipped off his wet swimming trunks, exposing his meat to all and sundry, and stands surveying the beach with his hands on his hips for a few moments before pulling on his shorts.
Two girls in their twenties with heads bent over are carefully plucking away at their pubes with a pair of tweezers – probably working in the sex trade.
The drunken man in front of you has the perfect outline of a brilliantly white vest type T-shirt burnt onto his skin – British
The heavily tattooed woman behind you changes her bikini every five minutes. She has one for swimming, one for going to the beach bar, one for lying on her front, one for lying on her back.
38 year old ladies man, Masanobu Takeguchi oversees the operations of the beach.
Masanobu Takeguchi is well known as the Director Of Food And Beverage Serivces of Shonan Beaches. He's know to have a short temper and a mean streak. He's also on the board of directors of a famous adult video company that was implicated in filiming a sex scene inside a Saitama McDonald's afew years ago. However, Dr. Koriyama refused to comment on the organized crime aspect of Shonan beach life. " I told you I got a family, I just wanna talk about the environmental aspect and scumbags there, As far as the shops......
I think they are legitimate, honest Japanese businessmen and taxpayers"
Plain looking, 27 Year Old Sayuri Kondo has been cleaning the shit and windows of the penguin and sea turtle exhibits at Sea Paradise for the past 2 years. She graduated from UCLA with a MS in Marine Biology in 2006 with dreams of helping the sea return to it's former glory. She applied for a job on the Sea Sheppard as translator to help stop Japan's whale hunt. She was rejected for not being a vegetarian.
"not only does is the smell worse than an anchovy's cunt, it's hot as hell in here! I thought these things liked cold weather but it's always like a fucking sauna in here where I spend 6 to 8 hours a day!"
She's now back in Japan and stuck in a shitty, dead end job. The sleazy world of the Japanese Aquariums and Zoos is low paying, rife with sexual harassment and bullying. She took the job at Sea Paradise with hopes she could work with the dolphins as a trainer someday. She wanted to work her way up the ladder.... It would take time. There are a lot of young, clever people with degrees in marine biology and very few jobs. It helps to be cute with large breasts and a nice tight ass too. Looks better in the skimpy outfits the stars wear.
The 6 trainers that Sayuri wishes death on.
She says the 6 full time “trainers” at Sea Paradise hate her and she can't even get near the dolphins. Three of them only have high school degrees. " One bitch there, Kanae, she even has her whole back done up in tattoos with guys names and everything."
Emi, Ayano and Airi are just working as part timers while in child care school. They get to feed and befriend the stars of Sea Paradise. Sayuri gets to clean up shit in 100 degree heat all day.
“ From day one they resented me. I’m competent and effective, fluent in English, better qualified, have more experience and am more articulate. Over my 2 years here years, I have been threatened with a violence, and subjected to numerous prolonged verbal attacks on my work, personality and character, I've slept with several guys older than my father who told me they could ' put in a good word ' for me. I have been told by my manager that I’m too hard on the eyes and not suitable for outdoor lighting. When I'm not scrubbing shit out of the fucking penguins display, I am documenting it. I literally have a shit job. After 2 years they moved my crummy desk into a room near that creepy janitor- the guy watches porn on his iPhone all day while I am writing reports about the penguins that no one will ever read. I fight off his advances and creepy comments all day, he stands next to me with a huge hard on showing through his sweatpants and eats greasy fried chicken - He told me I look like an ugly version of RIO, a famous Japanese Adult Video Idol. I also think he might be borderline retarded. This is bullshit!"
Kanae, Sayuri's nemisis has only a high school degree but get's to take the vaginal temprature and swim with her friends, the dolphins. Not only does she get the fame, she also makes 3x what Sayuri does.
Smug, 5' 5'' Assistant Director, Akira Kurasako is the leader of the tormentors.
Sayuri's boss, 25 year old Akira Kurasako is a Porsche driving rich kid. His father is on the board of directors and got him the high paying gig after he graduated from Keio University with a degree in marketing. " He's the worst! He sleeps with every new girl who comes in and treats all the guys like shit. He struts around like he owns the place, I really hate that prick". Sayuri makes about 170,000 yen a month. Enough to live by herself in a 1 room apartment about 20 minutes from work She usually eats cup noodles for dinner. Akira makes 900,000 a month an gets 8 weeks paid vacation. He also gets to work about 11am and leaves by 6.
"He doesn't even do anything. He sits in his office looking at the sea and surfing the net all day. I always catch him checking himself out in the mirror, fixing his hair. He gets to interview all the cute college girls who wanna work here though. He loves harassing me. Last night, he kicked over the bucket after I had just mopped the turtles area and it took me another 45 minutes to do it again. He just giggled and said "sorry" in deep voice. Asshole" Sayuri starts crying and added, " He always wears that stupid short wetsuit to show off his bulge, he doesn't even go in the water most days, he just thinks he looks cool in it." She breaks down and adds, " He's hated me ever since I refused to pluck his beard, I told him that asking a staff member to pluck your beard is inappropriate and illegal. I eventually gave in cause I thought it might help me get to dolphin trainer quicker.... That bitch ,Chie did it without a fuss and she got the job"
"My father spent like $200,000 putting me through school in the US so I told my parents I was a researcher... the only thing I've discovered is how fucking disgusting these retarded penguins are. They can't even fly! Fucking assholes. And they' re dumb too, I often kick them into the water when no one's looking. I hate these things. The turtles are even worse- they are thick as shit and I've met earthworms with more personality. They bite though. I don't go near those damn things. I just throw the food at them and turn on the filter- I hope they all die a slow death".
" This is death"
Fuck Sayuri, the penguins and Sea Paradise! I got a fish dinner to eats!!!!
Tasty!
