Curry is a hard thing to make well and a hard thing to fuck up badly. If you are using rancid ingredients, just throw some more curry powder or hot sauce over that shit and cover up the rank taste.
Thats why so many poor folk around the world go nuts for spicy food- their food would suck if you actually had to taste it.
1100yen for this shitty set
SABA in Otsuka has a pretty limited lunch menu, Mutton, Chicken, Keema, Vegetable a daily special- Eggplant and Potato on the day I went. The bar has a giant TV showing Bollywood movies to distract you from the food. The customers are losers for the most part. Blue collar schlubs and jackoffs from 3rd and 4th tier universities who are now working at small, shitty companies in Otsuka selling plumbing supplies or some other dull shit. At least they work on the Yamanote Line for what thats worth.
Samrat, a small chain, has their main shop in Shinjuku. It's pretty good. Good choices of lunchtime curries, about 9 with a daily special too. All the Nan and rice you want. Also, a big staff of maybe Indian waiters. They're a brownish color. Sandalwood or some shit. The customers are a few steps above those from SABA. People from shady business' in Shinjuku , groups of department store sluts who work at Isetan, Barney's and Marui and a few assorted white devils for no reason.
1300 yen for this one at Samrat
While the Otuska shop has a surly old Japanese broad and a young, brown guy cooking, they do seem to have an Indian Clientele - which is usually a good sign.
I don't think you should go here unless you are really desperate for some shit curry and can't be fucked to go to Shinjuku
SHIT JOBS OF TOKYO PART 5
If you like to suck dick, and most people do, then this job is for you.
These 2 Friends Of Dorothy probably didn't do well in school- but still make a decent living
You get to dangle over Tokyo with a harness that keeps your genitals hanging between in a huge bulge for your customers and partner to view all day. It can be uncomfortable though as it's tough to piss through a hard-on. Unlike me, the loneliest man in the world, these guys work in pairs only. “The Buddy System”, they've got their moves synchronized and they would have their periods at the same time too if they could.
Thanks fer keeping my beautiful air conditioned office window clean so I can look out and daydream all day while you lot are out there in the elements...
Tokyo Window Washers get about 65,000$ a year thanks to their strong ( for Japan) union. Tokyo hasn't had a fatality in this field since 1971 either. Two clumsy Puerto Rican brothers in NYC fell 47 stories last year when their scaffolding collapsed. One of those mother fuckers lived too.
Anyway, it's a man's job. Unlike you, who pretend to work for a living, these guys keep the windows clean so my hairy ass can get a sweet view and take my mind off my mindless bullshit.
Unlike the gladiator sandals that are taking Tokyo by storm, Kyoto has their own styles. They spit in the face of their big city cousins. They have a unique taste that says “ Fuck you, Tokyo”
Available in any color you want as long as it's black or white
The youths of the original capital are on the cutting edge of fashion. This footwear will literally put some spring in your step. Z-coil athletic shoes are the new shit and if you don't have a pair you are a complete dork.
They go well with shorts, business suits and even kimonos.
They are available in Eggshell White and Midnight Black with shops offering customization of your prized pair coming soon. Too bad they don't come in a size 13 yet or I woulda treated myself. Good luck finding a pair, they were sold out all over Kyoto yesterday and it's gonna be a while before the company can catch up on back orders. Too bad as sporting a pair seem to be the only way for a foreigner to get laid in that town.
Assorted Low Lifes and sluts on the beach....
The sluts of summer.....
Can I put a little cream in that for ya?
Female Japanese beach goers get a lot of ass. If your GF is a beach goer,then your girlfriend is gonna end up fucking the lifeguard or some other scumbag who hangs out there shirtless. Lifeguards bang a lot of chicks.
Just like coke dealers. " yeah, you can have this little 8 ball after I'm done pounding your ass"
You can't trust them. Japanese women also flock to priests, but they prefer cock. They'd much rather have a nice thick cock. All Japanese guys are OK with their GF sleeping with another woman though.
Local chefs as well can be a problem, especially if she's a waitress.
Bosses are always a problem, #1 she's already subservient to him and he seems godlike as he knows where the shipping forms are. A secretary might as well just say " I am a prostitute to just one guy"
More to come as the summer progresses.
It was tasty.....
- Music:Fujisawa
