The Whores of Japanese Table Tennis

Fuck Fukuhara Ai, The Princess of Aomori  prefecture. That whiney, little Waseda cunt hates to fail.  It's well known that she's a sore loser. On Thursday, that moon faced tart and defending co champion Ryusuke Sakamoto, fell hard to prematurely balding, 15 year old Masato Watanabe and sexy- yet dwarf like, 37 year old, Naomi Yotsumoto in full sets in the mixed doubles semifinals at the national championships in Sendagaya.

That match was a matter of pride for Fukuhara (she was already on the 2012 National Team) – this chubby little bitch hates losing, especially to younger opponents. My top secret inside source stated that when Ai-chan loses, she often locks herself away in her well guarded, VIP changing room, and cries uncontrollably (She is also known to stand in front of the mirror and threaten to throw her bloated self down on a knife because she hates her rotund, short legged little body and moon face). She also has lots of frustration that she is unable to find a boyfriend or even a date at Waseda University. She's slow to get to the match on time due to compulsive mirror checking, glancing in reflective doors, windows and other reflective surfaces, reassurance-seeking from loved ones.


For weeks before big tournaments, she suffers from social withdrawal and co-morbid depression, spends hours locked up  before matches with her excessive grooming behaviors: picking,combing hair, plucking eyebrows, shaving. She's still  hard on the eyes even by Waseda University's low standards of beauty. 

I'm not saying nothing, but Ai chan better lay off the sweets if she want's to find a proper boyfriend.

Have you ever seen a cute girl at Waseda? It's pretty easy to big a big fish in a small pond, but she can't even rise above the ugliest broads there!!! Table Tennis is seen as a "dark sport" in Japan and even the most desperate dork (at a school that tolerated and had well known rape clubs for years) ain't into it.

You ain't that mint.

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On Thursday - She smashed an expensive water cooler  and refused to shake hands with the judges and winners as is required by the international rules of table tennis.  She also called the photographers and bunch of perverts and creeps as they followed her storming off into the locker room. Her sponsorship with ANA was also in jeopardy and up for review after the 2014 World Championships in Yokohama.

 

Ai Fukuhara shoves past reporters and knocks over and Fuji TV reporter after her shocking and decisive loss.

Anyway, the undisputed best ass in Japanese Ping Ping belongs not to the bloated Ai -chan, but to bubble butted, reformed womanizer, Yuji Saito, 67, a former pro and now the head judge. Now that's a juicy ass I'd like to take a bite out of!

You've got an awesome ass. Is it real?

“Thank you! Actually I do get quite a few compliments on it. It's my grandmother Etsuko's. My parents and sister all have flat, sachet asses. I had a complex about it since I was a toddler, but since Kim Kardashian and Jen Settler became popular it's become trendy. I have a hard time buying pants that fit well to this day. My legs are quite normal sized, so my pant's need to be tailored extensively. Otherwise I look like I'm walking around on tree trunks( laughs).”

What do you think of the play this year?

“I judge here every year as a volunteer, and man I'll tell ya, most of these sluts got hit by the ugly tree. But that Yotsosumi Naomi or whatever her name is. Oh lord, I'd tap that ass. Cute, perky little B cups. Big tits?. I just don't see how they are better? Tits are tits! She's not a very skilled player (laughs), and 'may' be a midget in the legal sense of the word, but I'm sure she looks very proportionate nude. Just like a mini woman. Like she was hit with the shrinking ray from the Ant Man. 

With all due respect to my wife, Mrs. Saito, Naomi's got a face I'd like to sit on for a good long while.  She's quite stylish as well. As for Ai chan, her influence, if she helped produce the hackneyed polarization of ugly, traditional versus the sexier, 'more marketable in China' players, then she’s partly at fault for the political stalemate in the International Table Tennis Federation this past ten years.”

The best ass in Ping Pong belongs to a judge.

The judges panic and rush to action as Ai chan rips apart her dressing room and  shouts threats at  photographers.

Not the best ass but the sexiest.....

Unlike Fukuhara Ai, who is ugly, here's the sexy, child sized, Yotsumoto Naomi. This diminutive tart, already has a gravure video out, and should make the next step to Japanese Adult Video debut before 2015 is over. She's a marginally talented pro who never even cracked the top 100 women in the ITTF.  It's pretty easy to be the hottest chick in the world of Japanese Table Tennis. I wouldn't give her a second glance on the beach, but in the societal outcast world of ping pong she's the all time shit!

Countless Japanese Table Tennis fanboys have dedicated their loads to this lady.

Ai Chan better be good in the Olympics, she doesn't have much in the looks department to fall back on. Some shit school in the countryside will give her a job as a gym teacher - if her mental instability doesn't cause her being institutionalized for life.

The deserving of Body Dysmorphic Disorder sufferer and slightly talented Ai Fukuhara.