Tinder and the Dark Side of Japanese Online Dating

Some of the loneliest Japanese people I know are married....

The beach was happening on August 30th, the last day of the summer by Japanese standards.

It's September 7^th and the beach is dead. My old pal, Mandrake spent the last two weeks of prime pick up season locked up. Japan's beach scene goes into hibernation from Sept 1st.  His usual hunting ground, Yoyogi Park's Fall Festival circuit, is closed until further notice thanks to the Dengue fever outbreak. Newlywed Mandrake doesn't care what the date is, 

“ Of course I'd rather be in the park this time of year, the culture  festivals are great pick up spots. I thought more people would come down here since they're canceled. Sad.  But if opportunity doesn't knock, build the door'”.

Mandrake was down, but not out.

When and why did you get married?

“ Last October I tried my hand at online dating-Japan Cupid. I must say I was great at it. Mainly because all the guys on there were clueless. All these pathetic, desperate manboys, small fish in a very large, overpopulated sausagefest pond. I had 13 dates in 13 days and clicked with number 13. I like that number because I was born on December 13^th, and 13 comes after 12- which is December. It's a numbers game for guys, so I reply to every woman on- it's time consuming but I've got a lot of free time with the wife at work all day.  I sent out hundreds of replies, all from scratch.

"Japanese online dating sites attract the dregs of foreign society and desperate women."

Casting a wider net has a cost, but it has it's benefits too. I have met incompetent and corrupt medical professionals and seen them ruin lives. As for my new wife, well she's divorced, has a 20 year old son. She's 46 and a bit mental though. We a nice home that we'll get to keep after her mother croaks.  

She's a bit odd, as are most Japanese women who use online dating sites. There's a real negative stigma attached with meeting people online here, lots of scam sites that target older married guys.  My wife, Ritsuko, she was also the only one who met me above a five! There are some butt ugly, goofy chicks using these sites here. A lot of damaged goods. That's why I prefer to pick up in person, I can really shine on the beach or in the park with my day game. Hot young chicks ain't using dating sites. It's the spinsters, porkers and weirdos.”

 

Who uses the internet for dating in Japan?

Losers. Foreigners and losers. Horny Frenchmen- who are usually married to a Japanese woman already, married Chinese women, badly dressed English teachers, dopey military guys who send dick pics and selfies shirtless. The Japanese on them are very lonely guys. Usually married and middle aged, they are easy to rip off. A lot of sites target them and get them to spend a lot of money of fake profiles from hot young girls. The winner Western guys who work in finance don't need it. They've got the English speaking, corporate sluts from their companies lined up to suck their dicks already. They don't have time for this bullshit.

" My course gets you quality tail, not like these freaks you meet online."







Who runs the sites?

Tinder is a US company, but it's mostly used by white guys to meet prostitutes here. The ones who target Japanese men are actually operated by big companies, with hundreds of part time workers- mostly college guys. They work from home these days, no more boiler rooms. They lead these guys on for months, they cull pictures of young chicks from their public Facebook and Twitter accounts- each guy makes his own little database of girls to keep the guys on the hook for as long as possible. 

These girls are NOT on Japanese Tinder.

They even pretend they are from the same town and research the area to chat about it. Each message costs the guys 100 yen. Messages for the girls are free of course, but there are only a handful of real girls on there. The part time 'sakura' workers get 10% of the fees, so they really hustle and get all they can from these lonely old coots.

How about the sites that support English?

95% of Japanese woman online are really pathetic. I got lucky... The others? Old..., ugly, nuts..., desperate..., overweight... They've usually been on the gaijin train for so long that fucking them would be like fucking a tub of oil. All stretched out. No normal Japanese guy would ever want them. Being a used up Roppongi whore is basically the same to have been working in a Haitian whorehouse for a few years. And still,  you foreign guys are so horny they go out with them...”

Where have you been?

“On August 18^th, I spent over ten thousand on three new adult DVDs- since I got married last December I've been watching more porn than ever... A few hours later, I find out at home that two of them had those bullshit internal 'cream-pie' cum shots...It's so damn frustrating to have that long build up, and to get fucked over like that! I just lost it and I went back down to the shop and demanded a refund on those two discs. The told me they can't be returned if they are opened. I got really pissed and threatened to burn down the shop. I just snapped. I have met some incompetent and corrupt shop staff in Akihabara and seen them ruin lives.

So, they called the cops, and I got taken in and ended up in the psych ward for three weeks- totally against my will in a way. See, they told me that if I left I would go to a real jail. I have met incompetent and corrupt medical professionals and seen them ruin lives. I had a beach boot-camp scheduled for the last weekend in August too.  Four students, so I lost about 75,000 yen for being in under 'medical supervision'. Bad image for my brand, but it was out of my hands. The true measure of a man's success is how he bounces back from his failures- so here I am, alone again, starting over. The sun's peeking through these gray clouds and I'm confident some hardbodies will show up.”

Ready to go! Mandrake sensei no showed for his 3 eager pea-cocking boot-camp students on August 22-24th.

Cream-pies seems like a very trivial thing to be locked up for. Don't you think you overreacted?

“Overreacted? If I'd ejaculated before I left home and went down there, yeah, I may have handled it much differently. Everyone knows these cream-pies are bogus. I've never met anyone who gets off on them. I think they were made for couples or women's porn. Ask any guy in the shops.  We Japanese porn consumers fantasize of being in the scenario in question, we try and sync up our own orgasm with the cum shot of the male actors. It creates an even more vibrant sense of fantasy than if we cum any other time. 

Cream pie porn here in Japan is fake.  I can't and won't accept them. It's a huge scam being perpetrated on the JAV consumers these days. I really think there should be an advisory printed clearly on the box if they are in the films. Anyway, my credo is 'Don't allow yourself to feel guilty about wanting deep and endless love, amazing sex and orgasms. These opportunities that will change your life.  Expect these things - work for them and don't ever stop until they're yours.' I repeat that to myself  everyday."

 

Mandrake will be back next year, teaching the art of Japanese nanpa to a new crop of students.

How was the treatment? Are you recovered?

“My childhood experiences that might connect with my irrational fear of rejection by people I consider to be attractive. So, I was 'accused' of being borderline psychotic and bipolar by the fat cats down at the Kanagawa Department of Mental Health, and they were exactly that- accusations. This young, bitchy neurologist got involved and after some fMRI's they determined I had some form of unknown psychosis. 


 I have met incompetent and corrupt medical professionals and seen them ruin lives. They basically found that any pornographic stimuli produced parallel, violent reactions. It was a very long series of tests. Waste of time. I  often jacked off thinking about her, just to spite her- I still do.  I hated her, but was attracted to her too. She was quite the dish.  I'd wring out her bloody, used tampon over my scrambled eggs if I could. I'd smash her face in if I could get away with it.”

You hate doctors because of your own ignorance of how psych meds work. If someone has a unknown form of anything you need to be researched before you can be helped. Otherwise you will not receive any form of actual help.

“Well, I eventually just stopped responding when I realized she didn't know what the fuck she was talking about. I may not know nothing, but I do know that mental illness, diagnoses, and their treatments are not well understood by the Japanese, and sure as hell are not an exact science. It is mostly the opinion of the cunt psychiatrist, which is in turn based on a mix of theory and experience. And I mean the cunts with the cunts, all female psychiatrists. They hate guys like me who understand women better than they know themselves.”

 "My illness caused me to no show for last weeks bootcamp. I'd like to win back my student's trust."

This whole messed up situation on the beaches, and in the mental health system should be met with absolute rage and immediate action by the Japanese public. Pacifism is not the answer in the face of the tyranny and greed which is literally destroying Shonan and rendering single men's lives hollow and lonely. Although married, Mandrake is not a natural with women by default, it's just a fact he was born without. But there's a whole spectrum of evil to focus on here, so I can't even imagine identifying with a mentally ill, cross dressing PUA specifically. 

Why don't you get involved in legislating the adult video industry? It's something you seem to be very passionate about.

“I'll lose my disability payouts if I work a regular gig. My peacocking pick up boot-camps are off the books, all cash. That's all I got. We can all empathize with how that would make perfect sense though. I would probably be a feminist were I female, rather than just an angry anti-authority, vagina loving playboy. I guess there is a kind of mass uprising that's required in order for the system to function healthily. 

 

We don't hit each other over the head with clubs like cavemen anymore, but that doesn't mean there isn't a gigantic amount of mental violence we do to one another.

It's just that it's more subtle nowadays - we keep people in ignorance and mosaic our own porn,and for the past few years, these phony cum shots, which might as well be hitting them over the head with a club. This makes men submissive, impotent, and incapable of doing anything other than serving Japan's economic interests. We men have to fight back! I can't do this alone.”

 Catch of the day! One of Madrake's Nigerian students from July 4th bootcamp has been cleaning up all summer.

This pick up boot-camp business seems to be over for you, at this point though, so I'm starting to lose sight of why anyone should care about any cause other than keeping ourselves numb.

“The funny thing is that in Japan, you can sound crazy by denying you're out of your mind. I have met incompetent and corrupt medical professionals and seen them ruin lives. The lack of insight can even be used as part of the criteria during diagnosis. I have these stressors that set me back. Once you get in the 'system', which is incredibly easy to get into, it can be difficult to 'prove one's sanity' and get released.

One good thing to come out of it is I get 60,000 yen a month and free medical care. The worst part is it and they force me to take these pills that are real cock softeners, make you dizzy and slur my speech. How can I build a rapport when it takes me 5 minutes to get a sentence out? Though, it never stopped me from trying, the PUA who avoids failure also avoids success. I have met incompetent and corrupt medical professionals and seen them ruin lives.”

Have you met incompetent and corrupt medical professionals and seen them ruin lives?

“What the hell are you talking about?”

You won't find these two local gals on Tinder. They prefer old fashioned beach nampa.

Fuck online dating in Japan, Fuck the Kanagawa Department of Mental Health, Fuck cream pie porn and motherfuck this September 1st end of summer- even if it's 35 degrees nonsense. I'm going to get a shrimps sand with Mandrake. One of the few real men left in the Japanese pick up community.