Inside the Seaworld of Japan

Shit Jobs Of Tokyo - Ladies Edition

Plain looking, 27 Year Old Sayuri Kondo has been cleaning the shit and windows of the penguin and sea turtle exhibits at Sea Paradise for the past 2 years. She graduated from UCLA with a MS in Marine Biology in 2006 with dreams of helping the sea return to it's former glory. She applied for a job on the Sea Sheppard as translator to help stop Japan's whale hunt. She was rejected for not being a vegetarian.

"Not only does is the smell worse than an anchovy's cunt, it's hot as hell in here! I thought these things liked cold weather but it's always like a fucking sauna in here where I spend 6 to 8 hours a day!"

She's now back in Japan and stuck in a shitty, dead end job. The sleazy world of the Japanese Aquariums and Zoos is low paying, rife with sexual harassment and bullying. She took the job at Sea Paradise with hopes she could work with the dolphins as a trainer someday. She wanted to work her way up the ladder.... It would take time. There are a lot of young, clever people with degrees in marine biology and very few jobs. It helps to be cute with large breasts and a nice tight ass too. Looks better in the skimpy outfits the stars wear.

The 6 trainers that Sayuri wishes death on.

She says the 6 full time “trainers” at Sea Paradise hate her and she can't even get near the dolphins. Three of them only have high school degrees. " One bitch there, Kanae, she even has her whole back done up in tattoos with guys names and everything."

Emi, Ayano and Airi are just working as part timers while in child care school. They get to feed and befriend the stars of Sea Paradise. Sayuri gets to clean up shit in 100 degree heat all day.

 

“ From day one they resented me. I’m competent and effective, fluent in English, better qualified, have more experience and am more articulate. Over my 2 years here years, I have been threatened with a violence, and subjected to numerous prolonged verbal attacks on my work, personality and character, I've slept with several guys older than my father who told me they could ' put in a good word ' for me. I have been told by my manager that I’m too hard on the eyes and not suitable for outdoor lighting. When I'm not scrubbing shit out of the fucking penguins display, I am documenting it. 

I literally have a shit job. After 2 years they moved my crummy desk into a room near that creepy janitor- the guy watches porn on his iPhone all day while I am writing reports about the penguins that no one will ever read. I fight off his advances and creepy comments all day, he stands next to me with a huge hard on showing through his sweatpants and eats greasy fried chicken - He told me I look like an ugly version of RIO, a famous Japanese Adult Video Idol. I also think he might be borderline retarded. This is bullshit!"

Kanae, Sayuri's nemesis has only a high school degree but gets to take the vaginal temperature and swim with her friends, the dolphins. Not only does she get the fame, she also makes 3x what Sayuri does.

Smug, 5' 5'' Assistant Director, Akira Kurasako is the leader of the tormentors.

 

Sayuri's boss, 25 year old Akira Kurasako is a Porsche driving rich kid. His father is on the board of directors and got him the high paying gig after he graduated from Keio University with a degree in marketing. " He's the worst! He sleeps with every new girl who comes in and treats all the guys like shit. He struts around like he owns the place, I really hate that prick".  Sayuri makes about 170,000 yen a month. Enough to live by herself in a 1 room apartment about 20 minutes from work She usually eats cup noodles for dinner. Akira makes 900,000 a month an gets 8 weeks paid vacation. He also gets to work about 11am and leaves by 6.

Only the cutest girls get to work during the performances.

"He doesn't even do anything. He sits in his office looking at the sea and surfing the net all day. I always catch him checking himself out in the mirror, fixing his hair. He gets to interview all the cute college girls who wanna work here though. He loves harassing me. Last night, he kicked over the bucket after I had just mopped the turtles area and it took me another 45 minutes to do it again. He just giggled and said "sorry" in deep voice. Asshole" Sayuri starts crying and added, " He always wears that stupid short wet suit to show off his bulge, he doesn't even go in the water most days, he just thinks he looks cool in it." She breaks down and adds, " He's hated me ever since I refused to pluck his beard, I told him that asking a staff member to pluck your beard is inappropriate and illegal. I eventually gave in cause I thought it might help me get to dolphin trainer quicker.... That bitch , Chie did it without a fuss and she got the job"

"My father spent like $200,000 putting me through school in the US so I told my parents I was a researcher... the only thing I've discovered is how fucking disgusting these retarded penguins are. They can't even fly! Fucking assholes. And they' re dumb too, I often kick them into the water when no one's looking. I hate these things. The turtles are even worse- they are thick as shit and I've met earthworms with more personality. They bite though. I don't go near those damn things. I just throw the food at them and turn on the filter- I hope they all die a slow death".

" This is death"

Fuck Sayuri, the penguins and Sea Paradise! I got a fish dinner to eats!!!!