Sports are gay!



W hats with the Japanese obsession with soccer? Goddamn World Cup is coming again and the fix is in to allow Japan to participate. Its all about money and it makes sense to have Japan involved as they eat all this commercial shit up. They can spend a lot more on merch than some poor African or South American country that actually deserve to be there. I'd rather watch flies fuck (and I have) than go to some crummy sports bar with a bunch of badly dressed, tatooed Aussies and eat Kangaroo tacos and watch this sleep inducing bullshit. Sports really suck and Soccer is the lamest of them all. It's so goddamn boring. How the hell do these sports fans sit and watch this crap for 90 minutes??? Its really pathetic. You cant even use your hands and its for poor people who cant afford proper equipment for real sports like Pro Wrestling. Everything else is lame. A bunch of grown men running around chasing balls and stadiums full of drunk white men cheering these dicks on and admiring their physical prowess and bigger genitals.

Even worse are these cunts who hang out with these overgrown boys at sports bars and pretend to be into it. You are all full of shit. I don't buy it. You are just looking for dick and a sports bar is a great place to find some horny geezer. You are pathetic. You should be sitting on the couch getting fat and watching Star Trek Instead of walking around in your Yankees cap and Team Japan Soccer gear. Very, very gay.

Baseball fans fans are ugly & pathetic too. That means YOU!


Fuck Yeah!!!

  • Oct. 5th, 2007 at 5:15 PM

June 8, 2007 - Friday

Fuck Yeah!!

Fatties of Japan are jumping out of their seats at the news!! We'll be seeing supersized versions of your fave Japanese friends soon. The scary versions.

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Burger King made it's triumphant return to Japan this week. 6 years without BKs was long enough. I know it was worth the wait.

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Treat yerselves!!!!!X


Mos Burger, you lose again...

May 22, 2007 - Tuesday

The New Shit part 2
Category: Writing and Poetry

Killing time at work,sitting outside Roppongi Hills, dropped my pen behind the bench,



Under the bench was a dirty pair of sunglasses
And a lighter

The glasses were Louis Vuitton
Online , similar ones are about 500$

Damn yo.


My new type.

The New Shit, Part 2


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May 19, 2007 - Saturday

Shoes and Decide
Current mood: cold
Category: Goals, Plans, Hopes

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If you are a well endowed foreigner who is over 6 feet tall, your shoe size is probably over size 28 (Japan) or a 11 in the US. Therefore, you won't be able to buy shoes unless you go to the Big Man's Shop. But- most Japanese men over 6 feet are goofy and repulsive specimens of manhood. They dress the part too. There is a Japanese brand for these poor slobs called B & T Club. Really lame and they make shoes too. They leftovers from old Boris Karloff movies I think.

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if you want decent shoes, you have to go to one of 3 stores in Tokyo that import normal shoes for the over 6 foot man. They charge 150% more than the same shoe in the under size 11 though.

These ones I like are 36,000 yen ( about 360$).

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These Kermit the Frog Stan Smiths are 22,000 yen.

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Years ago, after WW2, there was a black market near Shinjuku Station where American soldiers could go by large shoes and clothes on the black market.

Today, as well as 1945, American men can go Ko Hunting in this area after seeing Sumo with invisible Aussie broads.

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April 12, 2007 - Thursday

OJ Simpson, RIP
Category: Pets and Animals

OJ send me a text today, seems that MYSPACE deleted his account....


He got this mail:

MySpace Admin <03.cps9s.2l2k4jhhjth|_|5t2n4sxjt@message.myspace.com>
to me

show details
Apr 11 (16 hours ago)
Your MySpace account has been deleted for violating our Terms of Service.

This is usually due to one of the following:

* Nude images, sexually suggestive or violent photos
* Covering our banner ads with HTML
* Harassing other users
* You do not meet the minimum age requirement
* Spamming the classifieds, forums, bulletins, or other sections of the site
* Attempting to artificially inflate scores
* Scripting the site

Your account cannot be restored. If you choose to return to MySpace, please follow the rules.


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At MySpace we care about your privacy. This email is never sent unsolicited.

If you think you've received this email in error, or if you have any questions or concerns regarding your privacy, please contact us at:

privacy@myspace.com







NO explanation given.... Fuck MYSPACE. Seems like another case of MYSPACE tryingto keep the black man down.

Goodnight Sweet Prince,

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The Hot Poop

  • Oct. 5th, 2007 at 5:12 PM

The Hot Poop On Broads In Japan

Are you a lonely man looking for a beautiful Japanese woman for marriage, dating or any other purpose that I haven't bothered thinking of? well, your task might become a lot easier if you know where to start your search, that is the prefecture with the highest concentration of Bijin, beautiful women. A online survey conducted by Livedoor in which more than 4000 Japanese net user from different parts of Japan answered the question" what is the prefecture you think is most renowned for feminine beauty?" by picking one of the 47 prefectures. The results have led to the following top ten:

10. Hyogo pref.
09. Aomori pref.
08. Niigata pref.
07. Kanagawa pref.
06. Fukuoka pref.
05. Okinawa pref.
04. Kyoto (metropolitan are)
03. Hokkaido pref.
02. Tokyo (metropolitan are)

any guesses for number one?

01. Akita pref.

As for the 5 last prefectures in the ranking:

43. Tokushima pref.
44. Yamanishi pref.
45. Tottori pref.
46. Kagawa pref.

47. Gunma

Paybacks!!!

  • Oct. 5th, 2007 at 5:11 PM

December 21, 2006 - Thursday

Paybacks!

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Houston-area rapist preys on men


Story Highlights
•Rapist has struck five times since mid-September
•Victims typically stalked, robbed, sexually assaulted at gunpoint
•Some victims may be reluctant to come forward

HOUSTON, Texas (AP) -- A rapist who preys on young men has struck five times in the Houston area since mid-September, and police said Monday there may be even more victims who are too ashamed to come forward.

The rapist typically stalks, robs and sexually assaults his victims at gunpoint, apparently choosing them at random and attacking them near or inside their homes, police said. The most recent attack was November 30.

"I wish we had a link between the victims, because we might have a better chance of catching him," said Lt. Richard Whitaker of the police department in Baytown, where two of the attacks took place. "We don't have any affirmative links at all."

He said some victims may be reluctant to come forward because of their ages and "a pride thing" that makes men more reluctant to acknowledge being the victim of a sex crime.

Investigators believe rape is the motive, even though some victims were robbed. DNA testing is under way in an effort to identify the attacker.

In some cases, the attacker approached his victim outside their home. Other times, he broke into the home.

"I think he just sees one that he prefers, and then he begins to follow them and gather information, finding out where they live and watching their house," Whitaker said.

Victims have described the attacker as a clean-shaven black man, 18 to 21 years old, 5-foot-6 to 6 feet tall, with a shaved head.

The victims have all been white
men in their late teens.

Follies up North

  • Oct. 5th, 2007 at 5:09 PM

June 19, 2006 - Monday

Hokkaido Follies
Category: Travel and Places

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(above pic) Saporro TV, 24 hours a day of young chicks talking shit in bikinis and totally nude late at night.

Sapporo is a bit of a poor mans Manhattan in terms of the block system. Many chimpira and the ladies werent as hot as I was led to believe. Tokyo wins hands down in the attractive people contest. Food is decent and there are few white devils. The ones that are there are very middle earth, all the dudes had beards, glasses, those awful cargo pant/shorts in warm places zipper things and backpacks. Heres a selection of pics

from Suskino, their version of Kabuki cho

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This is actually from Otarou, a toursit trap type place 30 mins to the West,

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You can eat all sorts of crap there.

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