Hanami 2017: A Dance, A Slip And A Broken Neck

It started in American strip clubs and became synonymous with erotic late-night entertainment.

The Japanese public are crazy about the latest fad diets and pointless exercises. This was no different, except for the fact it had a bunch of dudes jacking off over it.  Kegal exercises and pole dancing for “fitness” entered the Japanese mainstream after sexy celebrity endorsements of their fitness benefits transformed it into a early 2000's exercise-craze. 

A lot of these nudniks will soon be uploading video of this poor woman breaking her neck.

Now fears have been raised over the safety of the activity, after a sexy, middle aged OL was left paralyzed following an accident during a pole-dancing exhibition during the cherry blossom viewing. 

 Rowdy foreigners egg on the almost naked dancer to take more risks in the frigid winds.


Lovely Emiko Mahi, 39, suffered devastating injuries when she fell in Yoyogi Park, breaking her neck and severely fucking up her spinal cord. 

Emi would lose her grip and come crashing down in .005 seconds.


She was left paralyzed from the chest down and remains on a ventilator to enable her to breathe. She can communicate only through a computer that tracks her eye movements.

Yoyogi Park's strict rules forbid any type of temporary structure from being erected. This law was put in place to fuck with the filthy homeless. Another factor was the infamous Waseda University Super Free circle. The preppy pervs gang-date raped several, under 20 ladies in 2002 here during hanami using a tent as cover. But mainly, we can thank those lazy hobos who call the park their home for the lack of tents and sun shelters.

The makeshift and unstable pole dance stage was erected during the crowded hanami festival. It was hard to enforce the rules effectively with so much shit going on. Paramedics were in the park and on call for the usual injuries that come with the large drunken crowds.

It's all fun and games until some bitch snaps her neck.

Introverted guardman, Ichirou “Kissy” Kishikawa, 45, was more annoyed than concerned at the incident:

“ That chick was pretty hot, actually I know that a couple of the other guards sniffed her bicycle seat when she came in. I'm gonna get in some shit for this accident though. We ain't supposed to let anyone put up any type of structure in the park and I told them not too. But there were a bunch of big foreigners there and they seemed all drunk and rowdy. I was alone cause of the huge crowd and festival. 

We guards are spread pretty thin trying to maintain order. We got a lot of cases of alcohol poisoning, fights, people falling out of trees, homosexual sex in our newly renovated bathrooms. You name it, I've seen it. I got a lot of shit on my plate at the moment. You people don't know how hard it is. You all never listen. Now I'll be in the office writing and revising an incident report all night.”

Officer "Kissy" keeps the crowd from doing any more damage to Emi's crippled cadaver.

Pole dance fan and witness, Tomo Kubo of Saitama described what happened.

"Well, she was in a Chopsticks Variation which seemed ok, then she transitioned to a Marion Amber and it started going to shit. I could see that the bitter cold was affecting her grip.  She tried a Triple Lindy into a Planche when she got to the top but she didn't have the strength- the wind and cold were bad.... I thought she should stop then. She was blond, but I could tell she had a big, jet-black forest. Anyway, she went into a Teddy Straddle and the crowd got excited so she pushed on into a Half -Flag Invert , that's a hard move even for a pro, and then she slipped while trying to transition into a Brass Monkey. 

 Attempting proper transitions on a wonky table from Donki + freezing winds + rowdy, foreign crowd = ACCIDENT

She went down hard, right on her head and we heard a sickening crack. I guess that was her neck. It was horrible. She was so full of life a few seconds before. Then she was just there in a crumpled pile of exposed flesh. People still applauded.  They thought it was a goof.  After about 30 seconds we could see she was out cold."

At this point, several drunken foreigners ran over and started shaking her violently and slapping her to wake up. She was like a rag doll being manhandled by them. That was probably the wrong thing to do since she had a serious neck or back injury. 

Never mind the dead girl, the line for the shitter is 45 minutes long!

Emi's limp and lifeless body, was transferred to Shinjuku Woman's Hospital for emergency surgery on her spine and head. The bag of meat was later moved by ambulance to the spinal injury unit in Tamagawa University Hospital. 

Her Nigerian manager 'Rudy', said:

“She was upside down, just about 2 meters above the ground, when she lost her grip and fell on her head and was knocked the fuck out! Unfortunately, none of the drunken idiots watching were medical professionals or had any common sense and knew what the fuck to do, otherwise I think she would have been much better off. I may not know nothing, but I know one thing for sure, and that's that you are not supposed to move someone around with a neck injury.”

The strikingly handsome 'Rudy' declined to be photographed, or give his legal name as his alien registration is expired and his visa status is undetermined. 

EMT, Yoshi Harada complains, "Sadly,  I think the drunken and mostly foreign crowd did more damage to Emi's neck than the actual fall."

“This has been heartbreaking for me and everyone who witnessed it. There were some little kids right in front. They must be traumatized by this- do you know if they're OK? I've been managing her for three years. I also maintain her Facebook fan page- she can't write English very well. Emi was, and hopefully still is a fantastic and uninhibited lover, an amazingly beautiful lady with a great, firm ass. You could crack an egg on that accommodating ass. She was one of the most romantic and sensual people any horny guy in Roppongi could want to meet.”

 

Rudy mailed me today that Emi still has some limited feeling from her bleach blond head to her pretty feet, and had recently had some movement in her long slender neck, shoulders and firm, totally halved, abdomen.

Rudy said the MRI scans had revealed no evidence of brain damage. While there has been some recent improvement in Emi's condition, it may be three years before doctors could properly assess what progress she could make.

The only good thing that happened was that no fruity dudes had a chance to perform on the pole.

Fuck Rudy, the guards and the drunks who shook Emi after she broke her neck, I'm gonna go to town on this faggotty vegan wrap thing.