The Mistakes Foreigners While Making Love To Japanese Women ( Part 3)
A couple of bonus additional pointers for 2011....
Being Outraged By Natural Pubic Hair
Don't you fret, long pubes are a good sign!
Don't be alarmed if your new Japanese lover has long, natural pubic hair. In Japan it is considered bad luck to trim hair below your waist (bikini line waxing,plucking and shaving is an exception). Many westernized young people have done so since the early 1990's. These locals may have lived abroad where they where they were likely raped by their host Asiaphile father (who convinced his fat, white wife that a young female exchange student would promote world peace) and fouled by dozens of assorted low life,ethnic scumbags without having to damage their reputation at home.
These Japanese should be avoided sexually as they have most likely been with many dirty foreigners before you and are therefore more likely to be carriers of the AIDS among other horrid things. It's rare that a Japanese woman with a trimmed or shaved pubic region is pure. 90% of English speaking,Japanese young men on the other hand rarely get laid during their homestays abroad. If they do get laid one or two times they are lucky- they usually opt for Japanese girlfriends with low self esteem when outside Japan. Most Japanese males pubic hair is so plush that you can't even see their genitals at all. If they are shaved or trimmed, there is a 99% chance they also like to suck dick.
Sweet relief. Size is not an issue when you have a giant mass of hair hiding it all
Japanese men generally have a complex about penile size when compared to non-Asian men. While they always boast that they are harder, they are actually quite smaller. Japanese men ALWAYS try to sneak a peak at foreign men's wieners at urinals- If you are pee shy, black or very big, I would advise to only use a stall. In my experience, even if there are 20 empty spots, a local will park right next to me and try to get a peek and sometimes a even some friendly banter about my beautiful cock.
The giant bush is an easy method to conceal what is probably lacking. A nub may be visible if you are lucky. This also is a cultural matter as a race where public nudity is frequent and expected, the bits should be hidden as much as possible, as nature intended.
You on the other hand, should be well groomed. Japanese women expect foreigners to be partially or completely shaved. If you are not, you will be thought of as a barbarian.
Thinking Normal Japanese Women Give A Shit About Technology
They don't. Stop babbling about your 12.5 megapixel Android phone with Bluetooth. She don't wanna hear it and is only acting interested. You might as well be speaking Klingon to her, you stupid piece of shit. And, nobody in Japan knows what the fuck Bluetooth is anyway.
The Borg over here ain't impressing any chicks with his headgear. Stupid ,prematurely balding, deaf foreigner.
The only broads who care about that type of shit are total losers you don't wanna be seen with anyway. Go shove your Galaxy Tab up your pimply ass and save that talk for your dorky, iPhone owning buddies. I know for a fact that there ain't an app out yet that's gonna get her off sexually. Japanese women don't care in the least -so talk about some other dumb shit. How much you like Disney characters, how much you wanna go shopping in Hawaii shopping with her or how cute her ugly, French bag is.
While your new phone can download porn at high speeds, it won't impress her as much as the well hung , sleazy Latin or Israeli creep on a tourist visa who's teaching her how to do Salsa in Roppongi on Wednesday nights.
This is a technology she might actually care about. Although they won't admit it, Japanese women love this shit.
Fuck all of you. I ain't giving any more tips till next year. I gotta go treat myself right!
