Tokyo Midget Hunt
Japanese children of all ages and adults as well all love midgets. When a midget walks down the street people will literally run out of their homes to view him. He might as well be handing out free frozen Reese's Peanut Butter Cups with the attention he receives from the adoring crowds. In Japan, seeing a midget in the morning is considered very good luck – it has to be by chance though, if you stalk one the luck you do get will be very, very bad.
This cunning runt in Ikebukro is not only popular, but he's also a very important businessman who walks so quickly that I couldn't even keep up with him - and my legs are 4 x as long as his!
Japanese folks who have the good fortune of seeing one at random in the AM may even call in sick en route to the shit job and go gamble for the day. Japanese midgets, like their Western counterparts are often very popular with the ladies.
Japanese folks who have the good fortune of seeing one at random in the AM may even call in sick en route to the shit job and go gamble for the day. Japanese midgets, like their Western counterparts are often very popular with the ladies.
The luckiest type of dwarf to spot in Japan would be one with achondroplasia, a short-limb dysplasia that occurs in about 1 of every 26,000 to 40,000 Japanese babies. In China, these babies are usually neglected and die within a day or so but in Japan they are godlike. The lucky ones with achondroplasia have a relatively long trunk and shortened upper parts of their arms and legs. They may share other creepy features as well, such as a beefy head with a bulbous forehead, a flattened bridge of the nose, grubby little hands and fingers, and reduced muscle tone.
Look fast, this this lilliputian motherfucker can hustle!
Male dwarfs in Asia have legendary sexual prowess and get laid like rock stars here, they are usually in the company of 9's and 10's.
The genitals of male dwarfs, while average sized to a full grown man, appear huge on such a diminutive man, propelling the myth that midgets are all well hung. Male midgets in Japan often shave their pubic region to give themselves an infant like appearance- Japanese women who date midgets often have a paparaphilic infantilism fetish, the bald genitals are a huge turn on in the diaper wearing and changing aspect of these adult babies. The average adult height for a Japanese chap with achondroplasia is about 3.5 feet.
News spreads fast- A popular cell phone message board said there was a midget in the park. In Japan, the paparazzi get paid more for midget shots than they do for top celebrities misbehaving.
Unlike the US and Europe, (where midgets are usually reduced to the lower rungs of show business, pro wrestling or promotions) midgets is Japan are highly valued assets to small companies that are actively recruited to join the company. Business owners over 60 think having one around as staff will be a huge boost for the business and morale of everyone in the office and immediate area. There are actually headhunters in Tokyo who have a database of little people they can introduce you to- good luck getting one though, they often make 5 to 10x what a regular sized person would get for the same job and don't want to leave their cushy gigs. In the recent economy, having a midget as a staff member is luxury few business owners can afford.
