Otsuka Station , 12:43 am, this kid just saw the new Star Wars kid's CG shit and puked all over his faggy sandals.... Oh my lord. Thanks , George Lucas, you chinless fuck.
Sugamo in North Toyko thinks it's all that. It is on the Yamanote Line , which gives it some credibility and probably adds 15 to 20% the the average rent price, but it is a actually a pretty shitty place. A lot of Love Hotels, Soaplands ( whorehouses) and Health Clubs ( oral sex parlours). I don't know why as the average loser citizen is well into his 70's. There are people younger around but they are there to simply provide services the geriatric fucks who overly populate the dump.
Typical Sugamo schlub
Everyone in Sugamo should go out, buy a book, come back home, and then beat their wives with it . Sugamo people think they are all that but it's an old woman's Harajuku. You way will definitely be slowed down by some old creep in a wheelchair and some purple haired old bitch in your way as she is stopped in front of the escalator checking her colostomy bag. For fuck's sake.
Your head looks like my cock. I don't think anyone in Sugamo jacks off online, if anything they do it in front of a school like a gentleman
The great urban planning of Sugamo allows this whorehouse to be located right next door to a kindergarten.....
Cut your goddamn hair!! I get it- you're sexy.....
This cunts' boyfriend is so whipped. He won't tell her how recalculus her hair looks.... It goes int the toilet when she's drunk.... Feminist bitch. I bet they met at an abortion rally or something.
From now on every time his girl has her period, I want a man to cum on the tampon, we'll put it in a tiny coffin, and all be sad.
I hate myself, I hate my job, I hate my life, I hate my shit town and I really hate my fucking wife
Sugamo would make a great setting for a shitty Japanese sitcom. Some old bitch is married to a man she despises for 30 years and the guy feels bad about himself..... I'm on it!
Bonus Update, October 5, 2008
Ikebukuro is NOT for lovers
Friday's morning rush hour was fucked up beyond belief as yet another jumper decided to end it all and go out in a blaze of glory and disruption for about 100, 000 + ham and eggers on their merry way to their shit jobs. Delays were up to 4 hours. 4 hours for some dipshit salarymen , sweating bullets in their cheap suits and packed like sardines on the platform in the stifling August humidity. Fuck them!
This time it was 22 year old Kazumi Kubota, a sexy part time waitress who was upset over her 55 year old married boyfriends failure to leave his wife as he promised. 
With a running leap, she threw herself into the 4:55 am Yamanote Line.
She showed him!!!
" I hate this place, nothing works here, I hate this place"
The best part was of the mess was how the nerdy JR Station staff gave a detailed play by play of the cleanup efforts over the PA. He got off on giving the detail of how her legs were all jammed up in the servos or some mechanical part of the car and how they were trying to get it out but the entrails and blood were making it tough as the tools were slipping. Also, as it was a woman, the cleanup staff took extra care in the handling of the body parts for the Ladies Honor. If it was a dude they would have backed the shit up right over him and gotten his body out with a high powered hose.
Ikebukuro has a dark cloud over it's head. About 6 months ago, some other selfish woman jumped off the roof of PARCO. Dropped 9 floors before landing on and killing a 40 year old bachelor from the suburbs who was out buying comic books and toys in the big city. Poor bastard. Something about this place is evil. The people have an evil look in their eyes and are pushy as hell. It might be that there are an awful lot of dirtbags from Saitama who come there to shop and behave badly. Very similar to the droves of unfashionable, obnoxious, acid washed jeans wearing New Jersey creeps who come into Manhattan all the time
Tokyo people have a really bad image of this place. Before the Akihabara street rampage a couple months ago where another suburbanite went nuts we had an incident similar in Ikebukuro, outside Tokyu Hands.
2 girls thinking about swimming out to sea and drowning themselves to escape the pressure of being single in the big city.....
23-year-old Hiroshi Zoda, a former newspaper deliveryman, reportedly told the pigs he was angry because he had not been able to find work over the past week.
He killed 2 and stabbed or cracked in the head with a hammer 6 others.
He also said his victims were chosen cause were in the wrong place at the wrong time...
Serves 'em right!!!
I could give 2 shits as I was mackin' on the beach eating a fish sagwich.
