We Are The Gays Of JAPAN!!!


Vomiting Japanese and White Devils
Category: Travel and Places

One really cool things of living in Tokyo is all the fucked up shit I see on the train. What a bonus. People get arrested for this crap in NYC.

My personal fave is watching people puke. It gets me really, really happy. Watching hordes of Japanese crammed into a train with nowhere to run and some drunken slob spraying vomit everywhere. I also am really into the bad rugs guys try to get away with. It's pretty tricky trying to get a pic undetected but here's a good one.

And what's with the creeps passing out with a mouth full of rotten choppers open like the 19th hole?

I actually REALLY love that though- please, never stop. It always puts a smile on my fat face.

I also really enjoy it when I see a white dude all fucked up and wasted. It gives all foreigners a bad name- fine with me cause I hate foreigners even more than the average Japanese cat who's wife and 17 YO daughter are being tapped by their 25 YO horny French teacher or some geezer they met in METROPLIS or on Findatecher.com.

Bitter?

It's bitter, but I know it's good for me.

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How To Stay Single Forever ( without even trying)

  • Oct. 5th, 2007 at 4:53 PM
May 2, 2006 - Tuesday

How To Stay Single Forever ( without even trying)
Category: Romance and Relationships

I found this pathetic bullshit on MSN today, no doubt it was written by some unrealistic Christian Milquetoast. I really advise against demanding your next BF/GF have all these qualities. Shit, you'll be lucky if your sorry ass can even get a date with some chump who's not really married- or banging underage kids.



"And how do you figure out if a prospective mates character is up for it? Answer the following questions honestly, and youll save yourself a lot of time by avoiding the wrong partner.

1. Is your date kind, respectful and appropriately generous to waiters/waitresses, bus drivers, sales clerks, etc?

2. Has your sweetie confessed to any immoral behavior: Cheating, stealing, lying, inappropriate aggression? If so, how much reflection on this and desire to change has this person shown since then?

3. Does the person youre dating have any addictions: Drinking, gambling, shopping? Does he or she want to changeand is he or she working to make change happen?

4. Does your honey have a lot of lasting friendshipsor hardly any?

5. Does your date always tell stories about bad dynamics he or she experiences with other people? Or does he or she seem to get along easily, even swimmingly, with others?

6. Does your sweetie comment on news stories with a sense of empathy and awareness, or is he or she low on expressing compassion for all that is going on in this world?

7. Have you witnessed your date doing small acts of kindness (leaving a very big tip for no apparent reason, helping someone with his or her shopping bags)?

8. Does this person donate time, money and energy to good causes/charity?

9. Does your honey value self-growthand show this by being open to hearing your grievances, accepting responsibility for problems when merited, and sharing with you how much he or she values learning lessons in life?

10. Does your sweetie truly value open communication and know how to listen? When youre upset or need nurturing, does this person deal with the problem at the speed of life... or shut down/stonewall/attack/condescend? Basically a relationship will survive not based on how well you get along, but by how well you dont get along. A couple is only as strong as how well the two individuals can deal with their weakest moments together.

Now that you know these 10 key criteria, you can focus on dating people with true keeper potential... those who, if you invest in them, will pay you back with a lifetime of rock-solid love."

Also, I was at Dodgy Steve's new pad and that kid is really living high on the hog. Look at the size of this drunks projection TV. I'm here sweating bullets with a 6 inch tube. Life sucks.

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Messages To The Ladies

  • Oct. 5th, 2007 at 4:50 PM

May 3, 2006 - Wednesday

White folks are friggin' nuts

May 2, 2006 - Tuesday

A Message To The Ladies
Category: Romance and Relationships

Really ladies, I mean look around. Look at all the pathetic single men available to you all. Ha Ha!!! What a choice you have to make, Life is really unfair, isn't it. I get off on YOUR misfortune.
What an awful feeling it must be having to share a bed with a single white man these days. I'd just kill myself if I were you. The last guy you slept with looked like a snowman stuffed into a sausage casing- good lord! You should be ashamed of yerself!!! Maybe the idea of becoming a nun you once flirted with looks good now. No pressure, no need to excuse yourself.
You were once young and picky. Now your days are numbered. Oh lord!!! White men are gross.
I am smiling with a huge McD LTish grin as I write this
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