Shit Jobs Of Tokyo ( Part 3)
If you like to mash out orange peel rinds and cover them with organic vegetables and call it pizza , read self help books that tell you to get up early every day and go for a walk then you are helpless.
Unlike these Bongo playing, New Age , Earth day fags we have running around Yoyogi Park.
The Male Hosts of Kabuki cho are real men. They entertain the neglected ladies of Tokyo's elite night after night for a salary that is about the same as what most secretaries get.
The Male Hosts of Kabuki cho are real men. They entertain the neglected ladies of Tokyo's elite night after night for a salary that is about the same as what most secretaries get.The job is not all fun and games... It's hard work for the most part. Lots of phone play to get your regulars in the club. If you wanna maintain your ranking as the Top Dandy, ya gotta put it leg work. It's the very highly completive worked of the male host.
Want a wife or GF? Good luck, most jealous Japanese cunts can't take having a man who works as a host. It's better to be unemployed in the eyes of 99% of Japanese broads.
You'll also have to spend a lot of your dough of fancy designer duds tho appeal to the wrinkled old haus fraus and dumpy office workers who patronize you. You also have to play games about not putting out as long as possible to keep them coming in, the chase is always better than the catch.
The mack daddy of the hosts loves dogs and bad, teenage moustaches
You'll have to dish out shitloads of phony compliments to women who's snatch you would most likely puke on from the rank oder and discharge oozing out of it. “ Oh, your Louis Vuitton Satchel really brings out the folds in your chins” or “Your cracked makeup reminds me of Elizabeth Taylor in National Velvet....” And most of these hags have a super negative aura about them. Either that or they are cripplingly shy and you have to pull teeth to get them to talk about anything. She'll sit there with her cheap glass of champagne that was packaged in a Dom Pérignon
bottle that is easy to fake as the club is so damn dark anyway.
Your regular customers will give you gifts like this that they don't wanna see their dipshit husbands wearing. Females in the same job get brand bags, you get tacky briefs
Then when you do put out you gotta use a cock ring to force the blood into your tiny, baby cock in order to roll on a colored, small , dry condom. Not only are you very small in the pants with no self esteem to begin with, which is why you get a job to seek acceptance from pathetic ladies with a bit of extra dinero, here you are in a love hotel trying to fake an erection with a person who looks like the Japanese Martha Raye. Ryo, the number 6 host at a popular club tells me he has to go into the bathroom and masturbate furiously at the in room porn and keep his eyes closed until the act is done. Otherwise the sight of his customer would be the equivalent to having a priapism jousted after an overdose of Viagra.
END OF PART 1
