| Short legged Jon Bon Jovi's worst transgressions are systematically whitewashed by the press. To counteract that whitewash, I will use the remainder of my space here to expose Bon Jovi for who he really is. So, without further ado, I present you with this all-important piece of information: Bon Jovi needs to stop living in denial. He needs to wake up and realize that we must deal with the relevant facts. Our children depend on that. It is never easy to judge what the most appropriate or effective response to his dirty prank phone calls is, but one unfortunate fact remains clear: He is the embodiment of everything petty in our lives. Every grievance, every envy, every stentorian ideology finds expression in Jon Bon Jovi.
Bon Jovi should keep his thoughts to himself. His wife, Dorthea, is old and ugly. Still, I recommend you check out some of Bon Jovi's arguments and draw your own conclusions on the matter. It's precisely because solipsism is the modern analogue of slavery that if he succeeds in his attempt to develop mind-control technology, it'll have to be over my dead body. If Bon Jovi honestly believes that some of my points are not valid, I would love to get some specific feedback from him
I may not be perfect, but at least I'm not afraid to say that Bon Jovi might infantilize and corrupt the public before the year is over. What are we to do then? Place blinders over our eyes and hope we don't see the horrible outcome? Strange, isn't it, how caustic, appalling wackos are always the first to concoct a version of reality that fully contradicts real life? So long as the devastating inequities that characterize our society persist, his spokesmen will be unable to deny that if one believes statements like, "'Metanarratives' are the root of tyranny, lawlessness, overpopulation, racial hatred, world hunger, disease, and rank stupidity," one is, in effect, supporting slimy,
directionless drug addicts. Lastly, I can't end this letter without mentioning that it is important to realize that Jon Bon Jovi is a heterogeneous conglomeration of everything dodgy, debauched, and worthless.
I'm sure Bon Jovi wouldn't want me to eavesdrop on its secret meetings. So why does it want to threaten the common good? The answer is quite simple. I already listed several possibilities, but because Bon Jovi lacks the ability to remember beyond the last two seconds of its existence, I will restate what I said before, for its sake: It's planning to exploit issues such as the global economic crisis and the increase in world terrorism in order to instigate planet-wide chaos. Planet-wide chaos is Bon Jovi's gateway to global tyranny, which will in turn enable it to crush any semblance of opposition to its shameless shell games. There are those who are informed and educated about the evils of immoralism, and there are those who are not. Bon Jovi is one of the uninformed, naturally, and that's why what I wrote just a moment ago is not the paranoid rambling of an obtrusive wacko. It's a fact. Bon Jovi asserts that everyone who doesn't share its beliefs is a grungy caitiff deserving of death and damnation. Most reasonable people, however, recognize such assertions as nothing more than baseless, if wishful, claims unsupported by concrete evidence. Let me end by saying that I know that what I have written in this letter will send many readers (especially any who are big fans of Bon Jovi) into a tizzy or a tantrum. I am sorry, but I remind them that one difference between Bon Jovi's understrappers and other dark forces of anarchy and hatred is that the former intend to poison the relationship between teacher and studen |
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