White Guys Are Fucking Nuts ( part 2)
Your Fat, Ugly, American Cunt Wife
15. Tell her you think Japanese women are unattractive and you don't see how anyone could get turned on by such a slender body, absence of vaginal odor and lack of cellulite on their buttocks.
But seriously......
Wouldn't you just rather turn gay and bang one of these hairless studs rather than that piece of useless meat you call you GF?
I would just kill myself I were you........................
So you're in a relationship and your bloated partner starts nagging. She tells you that you just don't understand her, and that she really wishes that you would just do more "little things."
It's not the big things that make her happy; it's paying attention to the little details and showing you care that is really meaningful. She doesn't necessarily need lavish gifts -- she needs to know you're thinking about her.
Poor White Bastard
Here are some ideas to get you started doing these "little things" she really wants:
1. Rub her clit instead of asking her if she wants you to rub her clit. Make it look like you want to do it.
2. Make her dinner one night. Don't ask her if she wants you to make dinner. Make her dinner before she gets home.
3. Light a candle so that she arrives home to a nice environment instead of coming home to the glaring lights of the television, the sight of you in your underwear and other horrid things.
4. Send her a text in the middle of the day telling her "I miss your fat ass from this morning" or "Last night was amazing!" or "The rim job you gave last night was great."
5. Send an eCard in the middle of the day... something cute to remind her how much you really care about her and hope she drops some LBS. for her health and to avoid being ashamed to be seen in public together.
6. If she's going on a business trip, offer to drive her to the airport or pick her up to make her life that much easier. You'll be able to call over a slim FOB , Chinese escort to keep you busy while her fat ass is out of the god damn house.
7. Let her have control of the remote control when she's performing felatio on you. Don't monopolize it for a change. Just give it to her and let her actually sit there and enjoying listening one of her shows while she takes your semi erect tool in her mush mouth. Then you can share one of her interests by watching Sex & The City or some shit after you've barely ejaculated while thinking about someone else.
8. Offer to iron one of her shirts or take her clothes to the dry cleaner if she can get down to a size 15 by Xmas.
9. Clean up the bathroom without being asked. Don't just sit there and ignore the mess around the toilet. If you know it drives her crazy to see blood, stray pubic hairs and fecal matter splashed all around the sink, dry that area after you use it.
10. If you work out together, which I seriously doubt, enjoy it with her instead of rushing through your own workout and then not letting her workout at the same time. The sight of your loved one in short shorts with those two rounded sticks of butter under them will drive some other guys nuts- she's probably banging her buff, colored personal trainer if she does workout anyways.
11. Take a shower together, then wash her hair, shave her asshole, lance the boils on her back, and give her a spa treatment. Do this and pretend you enjoy it!
12. The next time she gives you a prostate massage, give her udder like breasts a massage the next day. Offer it! Don't just say you'll give her a massage...do it!
13. Surprise her by making plans. Tell her, "We're going out tonight honeybaby." You can even just go out for a drink or throw a burger down her throat somewhere. It's taking the initiative that's important.
Oy Vey!
14. Decide on and set aside one night a week as date night. Don't ejaculate for at least 5 days so you seem into her. Have a date like when you first started dating and actually had a little interest in her boring bullshit.
15. Tell her you think Japanese women are unattractive and you don't see how anyone could get turned on by such a slender body, absence of vaginal odor and lack of cellulite on their buttocks.
But seriously......
Wouldn't you just rather turn gay and bang one of these hairless studs rather than that piece of useless meat you call you GF?
I would just kill myself I were you........................
Yoyogi Park is a gaijin paradise. Full of faggots, freaks, drunks and junkies. New agers, hippies and the spiritual type of tarot card reading pagans. Independent studies recently proved that the drum circle is the most annoying shape civilization has ever produced.
Patchouli oil worn as perfume by dirty Japanese hippies in lieu of showering or bathing in any way. Used to mask the scent of marijuana and week old body odor, but usually it merely mixes with the scent to form a new, BO/Patchouli combo that can repulse even those who are olfactorally challenged, except for new age freaks who are quite buff due to hours and hours of monotonous drumming.
Lots of morons practicing dance moves, bringing their instruments to make a racket and
and disturb the sleeping patterns of some poor , overworked salaryman who just wants some peace and quiet in the sun.
for fucks sake
Voodoo dances and chants, dreadlocks, ankle tattoos and friendship bracelets.
Teen angst from Saitama and the perverts who worship them also wander in for a break
These cats need to go to Golden Gate Park's Hippy Hill and get the fuck outta my fat face.
Fire in the hole!!! These psuedo hippie trustafarians from Kanagawa can't cook for shit at the annual Jamaican Festival in Yoyogi Park
This white dork has to interfere with the Japanese bonding of drum fags
These 2 cool cats are wearing their Sunday Best and looking for some hot, J - pussy.
Proving that they have maximum endurance, this large group of Chinamen have a picnic lunch on the pavement outside the repulsive rest room. A 30 second walk reveals acres of lush green grass and shaded picnic areas.
