The Illustrated Japanese Gentleman’s Guide To Beating An Old Homeless Man
The Illustrated Japanese Gentleman's Guide To Beating An Old Homeless Man
Step 1. Have the biggest goon working at Harajuku Station drag the hapless homeless guy out of the station by his collar. Be careful not to spill his beverage and stain his clothing
Step 2. Punch him in the face and then throw his semi limp body head first into a tree while people walk by and pretend noting is out of the ordinary
Step 2. Punch him in the face and then throw his semi limp body head first into a tree while people walk by and pretend noting is out of the ordinary
Step 3. If you are the victim, attempt to save face by getting up, not spilling your beer and taunting assailant.
Step 4. Be sure to walk by the handsome white man taking pictures so he can get a close up of your bloodied face
Inside scoop, Asahi Super Dry is the beer of choice for Tokyo's Homeless community but you won't find that in their ad campaigns.
Here's a handsome Akihabara type guy who has convinced this butter faced broad to let him put her in sexy poses on the middle of the Kachidoki Bridge.
" more leg, more leg"
I bet he told her he can make her a star. She'll most likely have to allow him to do horrid things to her supple young flesh later in the evening as payment for him discovering her though...
A couple minutes down the bridge and actual Japanese star with black blood running through her veins has a team of photographers snapping away while she daydreams about some dumb bullshit like being the next Crystal Kay or something. Who will she have to fuck to get to the top??? At he same time, Tomohiro Kato , a nerdy 25 year old who looks much older, from Shizuoka was simulating bayonet practice on a crowd of geeky Sunday shoppers in Akihabara.
Half caste snob, Thelma Aoyama treats the staff like the shit that they are!
This guy just don't care, he's going to sleep right the fuck here!
If Gallagher had a much younger but just as bald brother, this might be him. This cat plays with sticks and wears zany clothes. He probably gets a lot of action from the young chicks who hang out with the hippies in Yoyogi Park though.
The marginally talented, poor man's Gallagher of Yoyogi Park
Too busy juggling to chat up the ladies, this guys kicks ass.
This Japanese midget is a natural leader. He 's controlling a group of 6 guys and some of them are foreigners. Barking out orders in English and Japanese, the diminutive drill sargeant really knows how to throw his weight around.
A mini Pied Piper with a cock the size of a much larger man.
He gets them to the checkpoint were he gives more orders. He is organizing something big. A little man with a big plan. He demands the utmost respect when he speaks and these milquetoasts are more than happy to give the pocket Hercules the attention he demands.
" more leg, more leg"
I bet he told her he can make her a star. She'll most likely have to allow him to do horrid things to her supple young flesh later in the evening as payment for him discovering her though...
A couple minutes down the bridge and actual Japanese star with black blood running through her veins has a team of photographers snapping away while she daydreams about some dumb bullshit like being the next Crystal Kay or something. Who will she have to fuck to get to the top??? At he same time, Tomohiro Kato , a nerdy 25 year old who looks much older, from Shizuoka was simulating bayonet practice on a crowd of geeky Sunday shoppers in Akihabara.
Half caste snob, Thelma Aoyama treats the staff like the shit that they are!
This guy just don't care, he's going to sleep right the fuck here!
If Gallagher had a much younger but just as bald brother, this might be him. This cat plays with sticks and wears zany clothes. He probably gets a lot of action from the young chicks who hang out with the hippies in Yoyogi Park though.
The marginally talented, poor man's Gallagher of Yoyogi Park
Too busy juggling to chat up the ladies, this guys kicks ass.
This Japanese midget is a natural leader. He 's controlling a group of 6 guys and some of them are foreigners. Barking out orders in English and Japanese, the diminutive drill sargeant really knows how to throw his weight around.
A mini Pied Piper with a cock the size of a much larger man.
He gets them to the checkpoint were he gives more orders. He is organizing something big. A little man with a big plan. He demands the utmost respect when he speaks and these milquetoasts are more than happy to give the pocket Hercules the attention he demands.
