Let's face it, white guys suck in bed. White guys think they're all that and they ain't shit. Bug eyed,wispy haired, khaki clad, tall and hairy.... yeah, just what Japanese woman want.
Creepy middle aged Japanese guys take sex very seriously, They love to buy toys that they use on their much younger ( often high school aged) girlfriends and even on prostitutes. 
There are the unfortunate associations many of us make when thinking about tantric sex. I asked myself the vaguely mystical question: If a polyamorous stereotype falls in the forest, will anyone come? Japanese geezers want women to be pleasured, unlike Australian and American men who clumsily climb on top of you drunkenly hammer away for 30 seconds. All the porn consumed here in Tokyo has paid off for the local ladies.
"White men lay there like they are dead during lovemaking", complained 43 YO Natalie P. She recently began dating several 50 + married Japanese men and has never felt as satisfied as she does now.
JapaneseTantric sex is a practice that is often made fun of by lager louts and pot bellied white dorks, due in part to its modern-day synonymy with pony tailed new agers bedroom affairs, but also because of its association with so-called "ancient wisdom." In much the same vein as last week's Kama Sutra bashing, my first impressions of tantric sex were not all that alluring.
So first things first: What is tantric sex really all about? More than just delayed orgasms, 58 year old, modestly endowed Kisaburo Fukuda tells me it's a form of spiritual practice from ancient India in which the goal is both transcendence and connection with "pure consciousness" (i.e., God). While the Japanese man tends to be smaller, he retains his seed and is therefore harder. More enegry held within keeps him interested. Unlike Joe Six Pack who blows his load and loses interest in his partner and her pleasure.
Seeing as I don't personally believe in either the smiting Judeo-Christian God or the Buddhist idea of enlightenment (which is still some form of communion with God), I find this explanation a bit hard to swallow. Sure, sex can be great and even transcendent, but connecting with God via your genitals? Pardon me if I laugh. If there is a God, I doubt he or she gives a damn about connecting
aahhhh....
39 year old Soma Mori spends 4-5 hours a day studying porongraphy in order to learn techniques needed to keep his 4 part time lovers satisfied and out of the arms of foreign scum.
25 year old Takae say's " Not only do white guys smell horrible, they are ungroomed, dress terribely, rude, arrogant and shit in bed"
with us puny humans, except possibly to screw with our minds.
Since "tantra is all about awakening to full enlightenment," it's not exactly the sort of thing that atheists like myself can really get into. All this talk about "awakening the goddess within" makes me feel even less hot and bothered than going to mass like I did when went.
33 Year Old Misae complained about her wasted 2 years in a relationship with Jorge,
Misae with her ex Latin D(st)ud, Jorge.
a self proclaimed Latin Lover who was so busy eating potato skins and chicken wings at TGI Friday's in Roppongi that he had no time to fuck her. She sought pleasure in the hairless arms of her 62 year old local butcher and hasn't looked back. She always has multiple orgasms with her Japanese sex friend and says she'll never date a foreigner again.
Although most white guys have an inflated self image, these two typical over 60 Japanese fellows have satisfied more women, broken more hearts and ejaculated with more girls than the entire NY Rangers roster from 1977-2007!
White guys project their insecurities about tiny Japanese penises and what not but at least with the Japanese there's the potential for hardcore S&M play, priest/schoolgirl fetishes and all kinds of freaky shit going down in the confessionals - all fueled by the edible body and drinkable blood of your Lord. The female orgasm is important here- unlike the White Man's world.....
He may be ugly, but he could satisfy your girlfriend better than youFuck you, White Devil!
Bonus: Here are the top 5 rental Adult Videos in Japan from this week:
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