If Ya can't get to sleep and you can't get Halcion maybe you are doing some shit wrong.- Don't take your problems to bed.
- Train yourself to use the bedroom only for sleeping and sexual activity.
- Do not TRY to fall asleep.
- Treat yourself right
How long has the shitty pasta been in? I dunno. I think it was probably ten minutes after we started foreplay so that's about, um... 10 minutes?
A kitchen timer takes all the stress out of things. With a timer you could drop some pasta in boiling water, set it for 8 minutes and even if you were getting a BJ or going to town on someone's ass in between you'd still have al dente pasta for afterwards. Imagine making some pasta sauce and wanting to check it in 30 minutes - and then actually checking it in 30 minutes without having to look at the damn clock every 3 minutes.
Save yourself a lot of hassle. They're only like 1000 yen.
Understand the importance of seasoning
Two words - Salt and pepper.
These are the bases of almost all savory flavor (and why I am such a big fan of pepper's close cousin, chili). These don't just add to the flavor of foods. They create flavor.
Try this, cook something without adding any salt or pepper at all. Then divide it into a bunch of different portions and season each one of them differently. Just with salt and pepper. It will blow your mind how different they all taste. And, for fuck's sake, get an actual pepper mil, the taste is night and day.
The Sex Pistols were on Jay Leno on Nov 1st. Tom Cruise was on too with a faggotty Japanese junior HS boys hair doo. Real dullard too. When will people realize that the better looking you are the more your personaltiy suffers. Steve Jones has quite the paunch these days, He must be living the good life.
Name Droppin'
Besides Rock And Roll High School,
Movies named after pop songs usually suck , examples-
Will Smith, for the ladies.
But Deniro is in fine form as a sick bitch again
Shit, Even Don Cheadle can't save this PC, homo waste of time
who was soon after KO'ed by Chuck Zito at Scores in NYC who had seen it the day before.
"California Dreaming" The Mamas and The Papas
Dennis Christopher's best role
HB Always
Oh oh OOOOOO!
Books named after people often suck too but I gotta think about that one more.
Bands named after peoples last names almost always suck, Bon Jovi, Van Halen, Winger, Dio,
- Location:In Hell
They Smell Bad – Have you ever had an open sore that won't heal? It smells awful.It's because it rotten, old decaying flesh, old people smell bad, that's all there is to it. Put them in the hot bath or onsen and it turns to a meaty broth of atrophied fleshy scum soup.
They Take The Best Seats On The Train – They get about 6 prime seats reserved for them on the train in every car. Then , they stand there all pathetic like expecting me to get up so they can sit their shit filled diaper ass on the cloth seats. Not to mention they can't see so they always get into accidents and blame the younger person when it's most likely their senile fault in the first place.
They Are Stealing My Social Security – Japan's population is declining, the birth rate is 1.3 % or some shit. I say GOOD! But no, we need to be working to support all these god damn fossils who won't fucking die. I get sickened when I read about some asshole celebrating his 115th birthday in Okinawa. I work hard as do all of the other young professionals out there, and we are going to have no social security to look forward to, but we have to pay into it no matter what. Why? Because old people need their denture cream and their Depends.
They Are Increasing the Cost of My Health Insurance - If you ever go to the hospital, you will see why the costs of insurance coverage and doctor visits are going up. Old fucks hang out all day and burden the system with chit chat and nonsense, It's because old people swarm the hospital like they are bees going to the hive. They go in for stupid little things like cold, coughs, or broken hips. Not to mention... they also make the damn place smell bad. Yeah, that's the smell that are in hospitals, it's old people.
They Can't Accept That Things Change - There's far too fucking many of them and they always seems to be in front of me. I have long legs and take long strides. Some geriatric with legs half the length of mine will obvliously walk slower but coupled with the gout , artificla hips and arthritis they just can't keep up the god damn pace. If a old person notices one thing different, they will go on a rant about how it was "back in the day". You know what? No one cares about how it was back in the day, the point is it's getting fixed now because "back in the day" whatever it was sucked and was done wrong.
They Are Confused About Technology - Ever watch a old person try and work their VCR? I didn't say DVD player, because that is far too new for any old person. They cannot comprehend the concept that pressing play will make the movie play. Watching a old person with a computer or mp3 is even funnier, but I don't want to write an entire novel about it.
They Are Mean - Old people are mean about everything. It doesn't matter what you've done or what you said, they will snap back and make sure you know that you are wrong. Old people love cutting in lines like they have someplace to get to fast. They never do don't let them fool you. Also, most Japanese guys over 70 most likely did horrible things during the war to everyone NOT Japanese and if they were some type of commander/ manager creep did horrible things to their own people and troops. These are the creeps you'll find hanging out at Yaskuni Shrine. The ones with the shaved heads and glasses in the uniforms are my personal faves.
They Have No Concept of Reality - Old people usually gather in their own little old people groups, usually at a community center or restaurant and just talk about whatever delusion they have on their mind at the time. If you ever enter one of these restaurants during the morning, watch out, they might try and beat you with their cane or walker for disturbing them in their natural habitat.
They Ruin Gambling - When you go to the track there is some demented old fuck talking shop and how great it was in the old days when I am trying to get my ticket. The race starts in 10 minutes and these delusional geezers won't shut the fuck up and let me place my bet.Ever try and get a seat at a fun slot machine or one that has a high jackpot? It's impossible! Old people typically spend 70-80% of their time in a casino hording those machines and making sure that younger people don't get any of the money.
They Are a Drain on Our Entire Economy - Old people horde money, spend very little of it, and just keep it until they die. For our economy to flourish, money needs to be spent, not just saved. Old people cost the tax payers a tremendous amount of money due to government assistance for health care. Overall they are a drain on the economy.
These cats really don't like white folks, a paradigm that, to its core, is dehumanizing.
But why should they? Are you such a prize you deserve to be worshiped and put on a pedestal ( like I am )? You are a piece of garbage too.
Following WWII, our post-war, neo-colonial world, has been defined by often confusing terms such as ‘development’, ‘developing’, and ‘developed’ – just to name a few. These are terms that are common to most lay people, not only people in an international context and although we might think we have an idea of what these words mean, we are probably kidding ourselves. What I have come to learn is that the current framework in which we live and operate is not nearly adequate or representative of the reality faced by its recipients or actors. Taking the words “ high tech”for example, and all the others white devils label Japan with could be analyzed in a similar manner, let me present some hopefully though-provoking questions that will ultimately lead into how our current paradigm is fundamentally wrong.
But the food in Tokyo is so sweet and tasty that you have to look past it all and suffer. Garlicky goodness!!
Seafood stews!! And never forget that bulimia is actually a very effective way to keep the LBS. off and looking good. 
A new broom sweeps clean- and your over it. Ready to start a new day and stuff your fat ,white face with more starchy treats. Be sure to brush your rotten yellow choppers too after getting rid of those calories. Also, remember to take vitamin supplements ( to keep your already thinning hair from falling out) No need to be fat and balding.
Nobody wants an overweight and stinky lover!!! ( BO under the covers)!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
- Location:Tokyo
